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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Genesis

    Song: Invisible Touch

    Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeah She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart She seems to have an invisible touch yeah It takes control and slowly tears you apart.

    The Misheard: She sees a hand that's busy on the top shelfShe reaches it, and heads start falling apart.She sees a hand that's busy on the top shelfIt's like a troll, and Sue it tears you apart.

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: One

    Real Lyric: Tied to machines that make me be

    The Misheard: Tied to the sheets that made me pee

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    Artist: Bobby Brown

    Song: Every Little Step I Take

    Real Lyric: No matter what your friends try to tell ya We were made to fall in love

    The Misheard: No matter what your French Fries tell yaWe were meant to fall in love

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    Artist: John Farnham

    Song: You're The Voice

    Real Lyric: Ohh, We're all someone's daughter, We're all someone's son.

    The Misheard: Ohh, We rub someone's Daughter. We rub someone's Son

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    Artist: Cold Chisel

    Song: Khe Sanh

    Real Lyric: About the long forgotten dark side guarantee.

    The Misheard: I'm battin off the guy from Darkside Quaranteen

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Don't Cry For Me Argentina

    Real Lyric: Don't Cry for me Argentina.

    The Misheard: Don't cry for me, I''ve got Tinnea

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    Artist: Everlast

    Song: What It's Like

    Real Lyric: God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes.

    The Misheard: Got the big yellow hat to walk a mile in his shoes.

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    Artist: Radiohead

    Song: Paranoid Android

    Real Lyric: Ambition makes you look pretty ugly

    The Misheard: Addiction makes you look pretty ugly

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    Artist: Radiohead

    Song: Paranoid Android

    Real Lyric: Rain Down, Rain Down, Come on rain down, Oh, Rain..... From a great height, From a great height

    The Misheard: Anger,Anger,Come on Anger,Oh, Anger.....From a graveheart,From a graveheart

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    Artist: Eric Burdon Declares War

    Song: Spill The Wine

    Real Lyric: Spill the wine take that pearl

    The Misheard: Ooooou I dig that girl

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