The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There's no fakin'
The Misheard: there's no bacon
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Real Lyric: Breakdown, takedown, you're busted
The Misheard: Shave off, shave off, your moustache
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Real Lyric: Why would you lie about how much coal you have? Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
The Misheard: Why would you lie about how much coke you had? Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
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Real Lyric: The Boat that I row
The Misheard: The buffalo roam
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Real Lyric: Purify my soul, pour your ocean over me
The Misheard: Purify my soul, pour your horses**t over me
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Real Lyric: hard core soft porn
The Misheard: hot dogs are born
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Real Lyric: hey-ya! shake it! shake- shake it! Shake it like a poloroid picture!
The Misheard: hey-ya! shake it! shake- shake it! Shake it like a Porno-boy Preacher!
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeah She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart She seems to have an invisible touch yeah It takes control and slowly tears you apart.
The Misheard: She sees a hand that's busy on the top shelfShe reaches it, and heads start falling apart.She sees a hand that's busy on the top shelfIt's like a troll, and Sue it tears you apart.
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Real Lyric: Tied to machines that make me be
The Misheard: Tied to the sheets that made me pee
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Real Lyric: No matter what your friends try to tell ya We were made to fall in love
The Misheard: No matter what your French Fries tell yaWe were meant to fall in love
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