The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You sit around getting older There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me
The Misheard: You sit around getting older There's a joke, here's some wine and it's on me
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Real Lyric: We can dance, We can dance, everybody look at your hands.
The Misheard: We can dance, We can dance, everybody look at your pants.
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Real Lyric: Acting right is so routine
The Misheard: Acting like a soccer team
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Real Lyric: Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
The Misheard: Too many doses and I'm starting to get an erection.
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Real Lyric: "Everybody's hustlin' a-just to have a little scene..."
The Misheard: "Everybody's hustlin' a-just to have a little 'C'..."
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Real Lyric: And he likes to wave his diamond rings in front of everybody's nose.
The Misheard: And he likes to ear his diamond rings UPON everybody's nose.
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Real Lyric: Put on your war paint
The Misheard: Pull on your war pants
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Real Lyric: You lied to me
The Misheard: Yo lager mate
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Real Lyric: dont stop believing
The Misheard: dont stop bleeding
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Real Lyric: Surely heaven waits for you
The Misheard: Surely Hemmingway's for you
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