The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Shoebox of lies...
The Misheard: Shoefly, shoefly of life.
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Real Lyric: "Aren't you the one who made me so...?"
The Misheard: "Aren't you the one who made miso?"
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Real Lyric: I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive
The Misheard: I dug my key into the side of his pretty little cooped-up four wheel drive
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Real Lyric: My brother had confessed that he was gay, It took the heat off me for a while.
The Misheard: My brother had confessed that he was gayAnd said that he fancied me for a while.
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Real Lyric: Bold m.f.er don't you limit your mind
The Misheard: Duh, wtf? Um, don't you know Aunt Jemima?
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Real Lyric: Standing outside the fire.
The Misheard: Standing outside the barn.
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Real Lyric: The end of fear is where we begin.
The Misheard: The amphitheater's where we begin.
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Real Lyric: First I was afraid, I was petrified.
The Misheard: First I was a man, I was butterfly.
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Real Lyric: You are my sweetest downfall I loved you first
The Misheard: You are my Swedish downfallI loved you first
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Real Lyric: Madonna, uh You gotta get in line, hop Tick tock tick tock tick tock
The Misheard: Madonna, uhYou gotta get some pot.Tick tock tick tock tick tock
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