The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I want to cover you with ants, bees and honey.
The Misheard: I want to cover you with ice tea and money.
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: Bodhisattva, won't you take me by the hand Bodhisattva, won't you take me by the hand will you show me the shine of your Japan, the sparkle of your China
The Misheard: Booty slap! Won't you take me by the handBooty slap! Won't you take me by the handWill you show me the shine of your Depend,the sparkle of your 'gina
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Real Lyric: Can I believe the magic of your sighs?
The Misheard: Can I believe the magic of you smile?
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Real Lyric: So keep you love locked down, your love locked down...
The Misheard: Keep your love light on, your love light on...
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Real Lyric: See you make your way through the crowd
The Misheard: See you naked through the crowd
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Real Lyric: Think long, think think long, think think.
The Misheard: Dick wad, dick dick wad, dick wad.
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Real Lyric: Shoebox of lies...
The Misheard: Shoefly, shoefly of life.
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Real Lyric: "Aren't you the one who made me so...?"
The Misheard: "Aren't you the one who made miso?"
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Real Lyric: I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive
The Misheard: I dug my key into the side of his pretty little cooped-up four wheel drive
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