The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Didn't kiss him when I should have.
The Misheard: Didn't kiss him in the s**t head.
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Real Lyric: I wanna have groupies!
The Misheard: I wanna have boobies
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Real Lyric: They told him don't you ever come around here.
The Misheard: Hey Toto, Don't you ever come around here.
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Real Lyric: God of the breakthrough.
The Misheard: God of the grapefruit.
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Real Lyric: She wore a raspberry beret...
The Misheard: She wore a rad berry corday...
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Real Lyric: Se gnōrízō apó tīn kópsī
The Misheard: Send for me, also for Nazis
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Real Lyric: Willie goes into a dance and doubles on kazoo
The Misheard: Will he go into a dance and start the happy zoo?
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Real Lyric: Left it all behind for my Cheap wine and a three-day growth.
The Misheard: Left it all behind for myCheap wine and I'm feelin' good.
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Real Lyric: so lonely
The Misheard: chipotle
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Real Lyric: We're jammin',jammin', And I hope you like jammin' too...
The Misheard: Pajamas, Pajamas, and I hope you like pajamas too.
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