The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: God of the breakthrough.
The Misheard: God of the grapefruit.
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Real Lyric: She wore a raspberry beret...
The Misheard: She wore a rad berry corday...
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Real Lyric: Se gnōrízō apó tīn kópsī
The Misheard: Send for me, also for Nazis
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Real Lyric: Willie goes into a dance and doubles on kazoo
The Misheard: Will he go into a dance and start the happy zoo?
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Real Lyric: Left it all behind for my Cheap wine and a three-day growth.
The Misheard: Left it all behind for myCheap wine and I'm feelin' good.
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Real Lyric: so lonely
The Misheard: chipotle
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Real Lyric: We're jammin',jammin', And I hope you like jammin' too...
The Misheard: Pajamas, Pajamas, and I hope you like pajamas too.
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Real Lyric: I am a just red brassiere to all the boys in town
The Misheard: I was a prerequisite to all the boys in town
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap; Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds, done with sheep; Dirty deeds, Little Bo Peep
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Real Lyric: Beat on the brat, Beat on the brat, Beat on the brat with a baseball bat, Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Ohhh yeah
The Misheard: We taught the brat, We taught the brat, We taught the brat with a baseball bat, Oh yeah, oh yeah, Ohhh yeah
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