The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And as I turned at Claregalway I could feel a lump in my throat
The Misheard: And as I turned at Claregalway I could feel you humpin' my throat.
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Real Lyric: I saw her at the macnas parade, singin' and dancin' as the drummers played.
The Misheard: I saw her at the macnas parade, singin' and shaggin' and the drummers paid.
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Real Lyric: Happiness, Coming and going.
The Misheard: Happiness, puffing and blowing.
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Real Lyric: All I do each night is pray
The Misheard: All I do is shine in space
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Real Lyric: "Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
The Misheard: "Because of you my love is straight to the heart of a cyborg"
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Real Lyric: Unchained
The Misheard: A train
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Real Lyric: The bombs bursting in air
The Misheard: Pilgrims bursting in air
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Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint!
The Misheard: Hey! Wait! I've got a new Cobain!
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Real Lyric: I'll pay you back with interest
The Misheard: I'll pay you back with entrails
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Real Lyric: I used to ware your shirt to bed but now it's in the trash insted
The Misheard: I used to ware your shirt to bed but now it's in the trash, it's dead!
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