The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate
The Misheard: Made damn sure the pilot washed his hands and sealed his fate
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Real Lyric: I have to celebrate you baby, I have to praise you like I should.
The Misheard: I have to marinate you baby,I have to braise you like I should.
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Real Lyric: Only to find Gideon's Bible
The Misheard: Only to find idiot's Bible
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Real Lyric: Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
The Misheard: You are the sweetest guy I've ever seen
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Real Lyric: All that's left is a band of gold
The Misheard: All that's left is a man of gold
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
The Misheard: If there\'s a bustle in your bedroom
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Real Lyric: P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face.
The Misheard: P-p-p-pump up the bass, p-p-pump up the bass.
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Real Lyric: Jesus gonna make up my dying bed
The Misheard: Jesus gonna make out with a dying pig
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Real Lyric: Just like the white winged dove
The Misheard: Just like the one we know
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Real Lyric: And I pretend to pray
The Misheard: And I began to pray
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