The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: So you grab your girls And you grab a couple more And you all come meet me In the middle of the floor Said the air is thick, it's smelling right So you pass to the left and you sail to the right
The Misheard: So you grab your girlAnd you grab a cup of maltAnd you're off to meetIn the middle of the darkYou say the Air Stick is smelling alrightSo you pass to the left and you sail to the right
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Real Lyric: Night in the city Driving you insane
The Misheard: Night in the cityDrive-In U.S.A.
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Real Lyric: Thirty-six, twenty-four, thirty-six, what a winnin' hand
The Misheard: Dirty sex, twenty-four, dirty sex, what a winnin' hand
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Real Lyric: Who told tomorrow Tuesday's dead?
The Misheard: Wooo, toke tomorrow, it's Tuesday today!
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Real Lyric: Yo're my type of guy I guess if I was stuck at East Northumberland High for the rest of my life
The Misheard: You're my type of guy I guess but I'm not sucking up to make you and I for the rest of my life
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Real Lyric: I'm blue Da ba dee, da ba di Da ba dee, da ba di
The Misheard: I'm blueI'm in need of a dyeI'm in need of a dye
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Real Lyric: Blue Morning, Blue Day
The Misheard: Good Morning, Good Day
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Real Lyric: At first I was afraid, I was petrified Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
The Misheard: At first I was afraid, I was petrifiedIt was so big I never thought that it would fit inside
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Real Lyric: I feel stupid, and contagious
The Misheard: Life's so stupid and contagious
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Real Lyric: Open your eyes and look at the day, You'll see things in a different way.
The Misheard: Open your eyes and look at the hay,Lucy bangs in a different way.
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