The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Lo, in the grave he lay
The Misheard: Low in the gravylay
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Real Lyric: Midnight at the Oasis, send your camel to bed
The Misheard: Midnight at the Daisies , Take your camel to bed
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Real Lyric: Play that funky music
The Misheard: Play that fu**king music
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Real Lyric: warm smell of colitas, rising up in the air
The Misheard: warm smell of calib dust, rising up in the air
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Real Lyric: Mamma sells eggs at the grocrey store, my oldest sister's a first rate whore
The Misheard: Mamma sells eggs at the grocrey store, My oldest sisters a 1st grade whore
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Real Lyric: We used to care About our share Of gold, so rare And big TVs
The Misheard: I used to careAbout a goatAnd bring itcheese!
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Real Lyric: Peace sells, but who's buying?
The Misheard: Peace sells, produce buyers
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Real Lyric: Sing this corrosion to me
The Misheard: Sing the solution to me
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Real Lyric: We are weak and he is strong.
The Misheard: We are wheat and he is stone.
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Real Lyric: It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight.
The Misheard: It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't need a pillow tonight.
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