The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: warm smell of colitas, rising up in the air
The Misheard: warm smell of calib dust, rising up in the air
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Real Lyric: Mamma sells eggs at the grocrey store, my oldest sister's a first rate whore
The Misheard: Mamma sells eggs at the grocrey store, My oldest sisters a 1st grade whore
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Real Lyric: We used to care About our share Of gold, so rare And big TVs
The Misheard: I used to careAbout a goatAnd bring itcheese!
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Real Lyric: Peace sells, but who's buying?
The Misheard: Peace sells, produce buyers
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Real Lyric: Sing this corrosion to me
The Misheard: Sing the solution to me
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Real Lyric: We are weak and he is strong.
The Misheard: We are wheat and he is stone.
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Real Lyric: It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight.
The Misheard: It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't need a pillow tonight.
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Real Lyric: So you grab your girls And you grab a couple more And you all come meet me In the middle of the floor Said the air is thick, it's smelling right So you pass to the left and you sail to the right
The Misheard: So you grab your girlAnd you grab a cup of maltAnd you're off to meetIn the middle of the darkYou say the Air Stick is smelling alrightSo you pass to the left and you sail to the right
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Real Lyric: Night in the city Driving you insane
The Misheard: Night in the cityDrive-In U.S.A.
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Real Lyric: Thirty-six, twenty-four, thirty-six, what a winnin' hand
The Misheard: Dirty sex, twenty-four, dirty sex, what a winnin' hand
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