The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Just waiting for the tomb
The Misheard: Just waiting for the tune
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Real Lyric: A thousand barefoot children outside Dancing on my lawn
The Misheard: A thousand bed-ridden children outsideDancing on my lawn.
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Real Lyric: Lover boy
The Misheard: Love of porn
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Real Lyric: I got soul, but I'm not a soldier
The Misheard: I got sober, I'm not a soldier
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Real Lyric: Big ol jet airliner
The Misheard: Big ole Jeb and the Liners
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Real Lyric: Living with me must have damn near killed you
The Misheard: Slim Whitman must have damn near killed you
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Real Lyric: Lick your cigarette, then kiss me.
The Misheard: Flick your cigarette, the kiss me.
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Real Lyric: Can you hear me? Are you near me? Can we pretend to leave and then We'll meet again When both our cars collide?
The Misheard: Can you kill me?Are you near me?Please be near,Please be near!I want my suicide!!!
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Real Lyric: I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
The Misheard: I've had my share of fat kids in my face
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Real Lyric: And it's not yet time to meet the lord above
The Misheard: And i'm snucking down a meatball on a bun
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