The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I got soul, but I'm not a soldier
The Misheard: I got sober, I'm not a soldier
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Real Lyric: Big ol jet airliner
The Misheard: Big ole Jeb and the Liners
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Real Lyric: Living with me must have damn near killed you
The Misheard: Slim Whitman must have damn near killed you
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Real Lyric: Lick your cigarette, then kiss me.
The Misheard: Flick your cigarette, the kiss me.
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Real Lyric: Can you hear me? Are you near me? Can we pretend to leave and then We'll meet again When both our cars collide?
The Misheard: Can you kill me?Are you near me?Please be near,Please be near!I want my suicide!!!
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Real Lyric: I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
The Misheard: I've had my share of fat kids in my face
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Real Lyric: And it's not yet time to meet the lord above
The Misheard: And i'm snucking down a meatball on a bun
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Real Lyric: Some of them want to be abused
The Misheard: Some of them want to be a moose
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Real Lyric: All the Single Ladies,All the Single Ladies,All the Single Ladies, All the Single Ladies,All the Single Ladies,All the Single Ladies,All the Single Ladies, Now Put your hands up Up in the Club we just broke up I’m doing my own little thing
The Misheard: Pygmy Marmoset,Pygmy Marmoset,Pygmy Marmoset,Pygmy Marmoset,Pygmy Marmoset,Pygmy Marmoset,Pygmy Marmoset,Pull your pants up. Watching the cubs, we just broke up'Cuz I did your cousin's thing
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Real Lyric: Super Massive Black Hole
The Misheard: Super Massive Black Ho
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