The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Lay across my big brass bed
The Misheard: Lay across my gray ass beard
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Real Lyric: If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it ... All the single ladies! All the single ladies!
The Misheard: If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it ...On his ding-a-ling. On his ding-a-ling.
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Real Lyric: It's The Eye Of The Tiger, It's the cream of the fight.
The Misheard: It's The Eye Of The Tiger, It's the dream of the fight
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Real Lyric: that night, the sun in retreat made the skyline look like crooked teeth in the mouth of a man swallowing us both
The Misheard: that night, the sun in the trees made the skyline look like crooked teeth in the mouth of a man swallowing a spoon
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Real Lyric: And if you follow them in We are tomorrow again ??? Man is gonna be walking on the sun.
The Misheard: And if you follow there mayBe a tomorrow but ifThe offer's shunnedYou might as well be walkin' on the sun
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Real Lyric: I don't wanna act politically correct
The Misheard: I don't wannna ask the little people back
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Real Lyric: Above Earth's lamentations
The Misheard: Of all the odds and tissues
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Real Lyric: Just waiting for the tomb
The Misheard: Just waiting for the tune
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Real Lyric: A thousand barefoot children outside Dancing on my lawn
The Misheard: A thousand bed-ridden children outsideDancing on my lawn.
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Real Lyric: Lover boy
The Misheard: Love of porn
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