The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: But it was never an honest world, but that was when I ruled the world.
The Misheard: But it was never an omis world, that was when god ruled la world.
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Real Lyric: Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out
The Misheard: Let me hear your barrel monkeys ringing out
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Real Lyric: There's a little black spot on the sun today, It's the same old thing as yesterday
The Misheard: There's a little brown spot on my shorts today,It's the same old sh!t as yesterday
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Real Lyric: L.I.L You better ask somebody I been on my grind since butt-touch-potty
The Misheard: L.I.L You better ask somebodyI been havin butt-sex-parties
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Real Lyric: Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt Killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
The Misheard: Get a dose of her ejaculate skillIt's her dinner when she dances to you
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Real Lyric: Through the fog and ice...
The Misheard: Through the f**king ice...
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Real Lyric: She's got whatever it is It blows me away
The Misheard: Come on out idiotsThey blow me away
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Real Lyric: The day that never comes
The Misheard: The day the Devil comes
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Real Lyric: Don't be afraid to be young and free."
The Misheard: "Don't be afraid to be onion-free."
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Real Lyric: With the birds I share this lonely view
The Misheard: Shave the birds, I'm so lonely for you
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