The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Four little word just to get me along It's a difficulty and I'm biting on my tongue and I I keep stalling, keeping me together People around gotta find something to say now
The Misheard: One little word just to get me aloneIt's a dip in a teen and its knocking on my doorAnd I keep staring, keeping us togetherPeople around gotta find something to say now
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Real Lyric: There's no way the band can lose
The Misheard: generals gathered hear their matches, just like b***hes and black asses.
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Real Lyric: just like the white winged dove
The Misheard: just like the one winged dove
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Real Lyric: Bad tattoos and worse IDs.
The Misheard: Bad tattoos and worse ideas.
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Real Lyric: Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover...
The Misheard: Lookin' for a lover who won't know my brother..
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Real Lyric: "Sometimes I wish someone out there would find me."
The Misheard: "Sometimes I wish an angry bear would find me."
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Real Lyric: I'm Luke, I'm 5, and my dad's Bruce Lee
The Misheard: I'm Lukon Five and my dad's Bruce Lee
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Real Lyric: Tragedy
The Misheard: Can't get it in.
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Real Lyric: And said, You ain't seen nothin' yet B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yet Here's something that you're never gonna forget B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yet And you're thinkin' you ain't been around, that's right
The Misheard: And said, You eighteen and nothing yetB-B-B-Baby, you just eighteen and nothing yetHere's something that you're never gonna forgetB-B-B-Baby, you just eighteen and nothing yetAnd you're thinkin' you ain't been around, that's right
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Real Lyric: Erotic Jesus
The Misheard: Erotic Cheeses
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