The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Bad tattoos and worse IDs.
The Misheard: Bad tattoos and worse ideas.
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Real Lyric: Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover...
The Misheard: Lookin' for a lover who won't know my brother..
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Real Lyric: "Sometimes I wish someone out there would find me."
The Misheard: "Sometimes I wish an angry bear would find me."
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Real Lyric: I'm Luke, I'm 5, and my dad's Bruce Lee
The Misheard: I'm Lukon Five and my dad's Bruce Lee
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Real Lyric: Tragedy
The Misheard: Can't get it in.
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Real Lyric: And said, You ain't seen nothin' yet B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yet Here's something that you're never gonna forget B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yet And you're thinkin' you ain't been around, that's right
The Misheard: And said, You eighteen and nothing yetB-B-B-Baby, you just eighteen and nothing yetHere's something that you're never gonna forgetB-B-B-Baby, you just eighteen and nothing yetAnd you're thinkin' you ain't been around, that's right
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Real Lyric: Erotic Jesus
The Misheard: Erotic Cheeses
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Real Lyric: Glaciers melting in the dead of night
The Misheard: Spaceships melting in the dead of night
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Real Lyric: I'm not talkin bout movin in
The Misheard: I'm not talkin bout the linen.I'm not talkin bout Bolivia.
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Real Lyric: I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
The Misheard: I like to see a naked chick
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