The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: What you've got means s**t to me
The Misheard: What you've got is shutemej
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Real Lyric: Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and socks, and run you.
The Misheard: undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sex and run free
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Real Lyric: "Is it crystal, crank, or speed!?"
The Misheard: "Is is quiznos!? Crank that Speed!!"
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Real Lyric: From all the cryin' you would think this place's a sink!
The Misheard: From all the cryin' you would think this place had sinks!
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Real Lyric: My president is black, my Lambo's blue And I'll be goddamned if my rims ain't too
The Misheard: My president is black, my left ball's blueAnd I'll be goddamned if my right one ain't too
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Real Lyric: so sally can't wait she knows its too late as we're walking on by
The Misheard: oh salican way you know you can't wait as your walking on by
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Real Lyric: Panama
The Misheard: Cannonball
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Real Lyric: It's in his kiss
The Misheard: A sinner's kiss
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Real Lyric: So be it, Threaten no more
The Misheard: Soviet, Friend no more
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Real Lyric: Let's set sail for seas of passion
The Misheard: Let's set sail for Caeser's Palace
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