The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Picture this: a day in December Picture this: freezing cold weather You got clouds on your lids and you'd be on the skids If it weren't for your job at the garage If you could only, oohh, oh
The Misheard: Picture this: a day in DecemberPicture this: freezing cold weatherYou got clouds on your lids and you'd be on the skidsIf it weren't for your job at the garageyou could own the whole world
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Real Lyric: I'm Not Crazy-In An Institution
The Misheard: Im Not Crazy-D-d-d-d-d-d-die!!!!
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Real Lyric: Everyone I know has got a reason to say, "You can put the past away."
The Misheard: Everyone I know has gonorrhea. Hey, you can put the past away.
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Real Lyric: Hey Teacher! Leave us kids alone.
The Misheard: Hey Pizza! Leave us kids alone.
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Real Lyric: I got a big ego, such a huge ego
The Misheard: you gotta be an eagle,such a huge eagleee...
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Real Lyric: Exit light
The Misheard: Eggs s**t light
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Real Lyric: Bad moon whine again
The Misheard: Baboon in the Congo
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Real Lyric: What you've got means s**t to me
The Misheard: What you've got is shutemej
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Real Lyric: Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and socks, and run you.
The Misheard: undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sex and run free
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Real Lyric: "Is it crystal, crank, or speed!?"
The Misheard: "Is is quiznos!? Crank that Speed!!"
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