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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Van Morrison

    Song: Brown-Eyed Girl

    Real Lyric: Gonna die an old man

    The Misheard: Going down on an old man

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    Artist: My Chemical Romance

    Song: Vampires Will Never Hurt You

    Real Lyric: Our memories defeat us.

    The Misheard: I married a penis.

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    Artist: Akon

    Song: Dangerous

    Real Lyric: That girl is so dangerous, that girl is a bad girl!

    The Misheard: That girl is so dangerous, that girl is a badger!

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    Artist: Boston

    Song: More Than A Feeling

    Real Lyric: More Than A Feeling

    The Misheard: Four-Letter Feeling

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    Artist: Naitomea

    Song: Nazuki

    Real Lyric: Coz vriez tumiy res tamer steeraw wors gibmy somworrl forouse Ai row nesdraik enknoul wiz mowa Dreth foltrey quis nerzarey neu phitropie nel graill Lalaruno luv yuu

    The Misheard: Come speak to me, let's dance tonightLet's keep it so well for usI love Miss French, I know it's wrongTrès sparkly, you smell so good, would it please you to be my bride?Lala will know, love you~!

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    Artist: Stevie Ray Vaughan

    Song: Tightrope

    Real Lyric: Heart full of darkness, spotlight on my face...

    The Misheard: Well I lick p***y and throw up

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    Artist: U2

    Song: Pride (In the Name of Love)

    Real Lyric: What more in the name of love.

    The Misheard: Once more with a rubber glove.

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    Artist: Steve Winwood

    Song: Split Decision

    Real Lyric: Even though we do our best, we end up being scarred.

    The Misheard: Even though we do our best, the enemy is God.

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    Artist: Samuel Francis Smith

    Song: My Country Tis Of Thee

    Real Lyric: My country, 'tis of thee, Sweet land of liberty, Of thee I sing;

    The Misheard: My country, 'tis of thee,Sweet land of liberty,God save the King;

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Headlong

    Real Lyric: There used to be a man with a stick in his hand.

    The Misheard: There used to be a man with his c**k in his hand.

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