The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You’ve got your big G's I’ve got my hash pipe
The Misheard: You've got my car keys,I got my **s wiped
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Real Lyric: I'm just sipping on chamomile, watching boys and girls and their sex appeal...
The Misheard: I'm just sipping on chamomile watching boys and girls on the soccer field...
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Real Lyric: Like a monkey on your back, you need it But do you love it enough to leave it?
The Misheard: Like a monkey on your back, you need itBut do you love it enough to feed it?
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Real Lyric: You are my sweetest downfall
The Misheard: You are my Swedish downfall
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Real Lyric: I lose track of my grammar sometimes.
The Misheard: I lose track of my grandma sometimes.
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Real Lyric: Big ol' Jet airliner don't carry me too far away
The Misheard: We're goin down to Carolina but dont carry a tooth far away
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Real Lyric: My loneliness is killing me (And I) I must confess I still believe
The Misheard: my only mess is killing me(And I)I must confess I still believe
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Real Lyric: Gonna die an old man
The Misheard: Going down on an old man
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Real Lyric: Our memories defeat us.
The Misheard: I married a penis.
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Real Lyric: That girl is so dangerous, that girl is a bad girl!
The Misheard: That girl is so dangerous, that girl is a badger!
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