The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face
The Misheard: Carrot eyes, carrot eyes, no he can't read my poker face
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Real Lyric: But I don't need any of your pity I got plenty of my own friends; they're all above me
The Misheard: But I don't eat and of your pita I got plenty of my own friends and all with honey
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Real Lyric: And if you listen very hard, the tune will come to you at last
The Misheard: And if you tip him very hard, the jew will bother you a lo-ot
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Real Lyric: Take him by the hand, make him understand, if you give this man a ride, sweet family will die
The Misheard: Take him by the hand, make love in the sand, if you give this man a ride, sweet Hannah, he will die
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Real Lyric: I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane
The Misheard: I will try to find my place in the diarrhea
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Real Lyric: Our only goal will be the Western shore.....
The Misheard: I wanna go where there's a restaurant.
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Real Lyric: Get your money for nothing and your kicks for free....
The Misheard: Get your Mommy for nothing and your kids for free.......
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Real Lyric: Stuck on a roller coaster, can't get off this ride
The Misheard: Tomatoes, in my toaster, can't get me some pie
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Real Lyric: Leave old pictures in the past
The Misheard: Evil pigeons in the past
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Real Lyric: Can't swallow our pride,
The Misheard: Can't swallow a fry,
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