The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You say you dream of my face
The Misheard: You say you'd sh** on my face.
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Real Lyric: Androgyneous
The Misheard: And drives you nuts!
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Real Lyric: Love is a stranger In an open car
The Misheard: Love is a strangerin an oven
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Real Lyric: The girl with kaleidoscope eyes
The Misheard: The girl with colitis goes by
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Real Lyric: I'm not talking about moving in
The Misheard: I'n not taking out the linens
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Real Lyric: Though I try to hide it - it's clear, My world crumble's when you are not here.
The Misheard: Though I try to hide it - it's clear,I wear goggles when you are not here.
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Real Lyric: Inside a killer, thriller tonight
The Misheard: So just get up, get up, get up
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Real Lyric: Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face
The Misheard: Carrot eyes, carrot eyes, no he can't read my poker face
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Real Lyric: But I don't need any of your pity I got plenty of my own friends; they're all above me
The Misheard: But I don't eat and of your pita I got plenty of my own friends and all with honey
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Real Lyric: And if you listen very hard, the tune will come to you at last
The Misheard: And if you tip him very hard, the jew will bother you a lo-ot
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