The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You, your sex is on fire
The Misheard: Whooooaaaooo, dyslexics on fire
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Real Lyric: Greasing up those bets and betters
The Misheard: Greasing up those beds and feathers
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Real Lyric: I won't tell you that I love you Kiss or hug you Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
The Misheard: I won't tell you that I love youKiss or hug youcause I'm not bluffing fed my muffin to that lionI'm just stunnin' with my love love-glue-gunning
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Real Lyric: Oh, I... oohhh... I'm still alive, yeeaaahhh...
The Misheard: Oh, I... knnnoowwwww I'm still alive, yeeeaaahhh...
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Real Lyric: I promise you that
The Misheard: I promised your dad
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Real Lyric: It's not easy having yourself a good time
The Misheard: It's not easy having Luce do a good tie
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Real Lyric: And I never want to say goodbye
The Misheard: Letters of, never want to say goodbye
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Real Lyric: You may be invited, girl, but you're not coming in..
The Misheard: You may be fat, girl, but you're not coming in..
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Real Lyric: Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled
The Misheard: Sluts and drinks, I won't get pickled
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Real Lyric: she lies and says she's in love with him can't find a better man
The Misheard: she lies and says she's in love with himdamned by the mailman!
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