The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: To say we're all the same Each staggered birth with the same love, Each weary breath worthy of the same hope
The Misheard: To say we're all the sameEach dagger burns with the same love,Each weary breath worries ofthe same
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Real Lyric: This life can turn a good girl bad
The Misheard: As life can flick a booger back
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Real Lyric: Just the very thought of you gets me aroused And I can feel my heart beat right through my blouse
The Misheard: Just the very thought of you gets me aroused And I can feel my heart beat right through my bowels
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Real Lyric: and you can make a claim or you can make a stake
The Misheard: and you can make her come but you can't make her stay
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Real Lyric: If I stop now call me a quitter
The Misheard: Buy stock now, call me a quitter
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Real Lyric: Into the abyss will I run.
The Misheard: Into the abyss with my lung.
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Real Lyric: Ooh Yeah yeah
The Misheard: Ooh You're Gay
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Real Lyric: You, your sex is on fire
The Misheard: Whooooaaaooo, dyslexics on fire
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Real Lyric: Greasing up those bets and betters
The Misheard: Greasing up those beds and feathers
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Real Lyric: I won't tell you that I love you Kiss or hug you Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
The Misheard: I won't tell you that I love youKiss or hug youcause I'm not bluffing fed my muffin to that lionI'm just stunnin' with my love love-glue-gunning
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