The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 39191 thru 39200 of 54142
Real Lyric: So why can't I just make my turn today?
The Misheard: So why can't I just lick my turd today?
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: all my friends are enemies
The Misheard: all my friends are a can of peas
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: You know that we are living in a material world and I am a material girl
The Misheard: You know that we are living in a material world and I am momma's Cheerio girl.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire. Ooh
The Misheard: Gimme two, gimme four, gimme a dollar twenty more. ooh..
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Go home and get stoned, 'Cuz the sex is so much better when your mad at me
The Misheard: Go home and get stoned, cuz the steak is so much better when you marinate.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Sleep on the beach and make it
The Misheard: Sleep on the pigs in blankets
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Minute by minute...
The Misheard: Mint pie, mint pie
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Who the hell are you
The Misheard: hoolahoop are you
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Just swat the fly Just swat the fly Just swat the fly Just swat the fly
The Misheard: This clever badgerThis clever badgerThis clever badgerThis clever badger
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Universally Speaking
The Misheard: Universal lispy king
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.