The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Are you in the now Smooth sheen Dream to be seen As you want to be
The Misheard: Are you in the nowSmooth s**tDream to be seenAs you want to be
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Real Lyric: Sweat, sweat, cos I’m a poisonous pill, Pop me in your mouth baby, sit and be still, Not yet, I ain’t through wit’ you girl, Put me in your glass baby, give me a swirl. Don’t stop don’t let it (oh), Freeze up your trembling lips, Don’t you regret it (oh), Cos you can bet that this won’t even ever happen again. So hold me close tiny dancer, The only thing I’ve got’s this electrorock cancer, I saw a picture on the canvas, Baby’s got a ciggy in her lip and knows she’s cancerous. Shock, shock, electrorock and steady now; clear. I am a static hat full of magic tricks, You are kinetic, slow down baby, Why you leavin’ so quick?
The Misheard: Sweat, sweat, 'cos I'm a poisonous build, Pop me in your mouth baby, sit and distill,I'm not yet, I'm through wit' you girl,Put me in your glass baby, give me a swirl.Don’t stop don’t let it go, Freeze up your trembling a litt
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Real Lyric: Who are you
The Misheard: Blue morning
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Real Lyric: With the lights out its less dangerous Here we are now Entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now Entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido Yea
The Misheard: here we are nowentertain usand weve all got hepatatushere we are nowentertain usim a peadoan mosiquitoa libidoyea
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today.
The Misheard: Jeremy spoke in blasphemy.
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Real Lyric: Inside the walls of prison my body may be but my Lord has set my soul free
The Misheard: Inside the walls of prison my body may be but my Lord has set muscle free
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Real Lyric: 'cause if summer is here, I'm still standing there. Winter is here.
The Misheard: 'caught me standing in fear,I'm stiling waiting there,wearing your brazzier.
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Real Lyric: So why can't I just make my turn today?
The Misheard: So why can't I just lick my turd today?
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Real Lyric: all my friends are enemies
The Misheard: all my friends are a can of peas
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Real Lyric: You know that we are living in a material world and I am a material girl
The Misheard: You know that we are living in a material world and I am momma's Cheerio girl.
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