The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Maria, you got to see her....
The Misheard: Maria.....'s got gonerhea
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Real Lyric: Im Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die
The Misheard: Im blue, wanna beat off a guy, gonna beat off a guy
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Real Lyric: Save a little love for me
The Misheard: Shave a little off for me
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Real Lyric: See the saga through and do the things you ask of me
The Misheard: See the solitude and do the things you ask of me
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Real Lyric: The image is gone, only you and I-Oh, Vienna
The Misheard: The earrings have gone, only you and I, Oh, Theodore
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Real Lyric: I want a new drug, one that don't hurt
The Misheard: I want a new truck, one that don't smoke.
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Real Lyric: The room is on fire as she's fixing her hair
The Misheard: The room smells like fire with cheesesticks in her hair
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Real Lyric: You had a bad day The camera don't lie
The Misheard: You had a bad dayThe Rabbits don't lie
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Real Lyric: confess, confess, dripping with drool from the nerves of this sentence
The Misheard: she says, she says,dripping with dew from pornography singers
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Real Lyric: This is the dawning of the age of aquarious, age of aquarious
The Misheard: This is the dawning of the Age of Asparugus, Asparugus
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