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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Andrew Lloyd Webber

    Song: Gethsemane

    Real Lyric: See the saga through and do the things you ask of me

    The Misheard: See the solitude and do the things you ask of me

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    Artist: Ultravox

    Song: Vienna

    Real Lyric: The image is gone, only you and I-Oh, Vienna

    The Misheard: The earrings have gone, only you and I, Oh, Theodore

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    Artist: Robert Palmer

    Song: Addicted To Love

    Real Lyric: I want a new drug, one that don't hurt

    The Misheard: I want a new truck, one that don't smoke.

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    Artist: The Strokes

    Song: Reptilia

    Real Lyric: The room is on fire as she's fixing her hair

    The Misheard: The room smells like fire with cheesesticks in her hair

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    Artist: Daniel Powter

    Song: Bad Day

    Real Lyric: You had a bad day The camera don't lie

    The Misheard: You had a bad dayThe Rabbits don't lie

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    Artist: At The Drive-In

    Song: Sleepwalk Capsules

    Real Lyric: confess, confess, dripping with drool from the nerves of this sentence

    The Misheard: she says, she says,dripping with dew from pornography singers

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    Artist: Fifth Dimension

    Song: Aquarius

    Real Lyric: This is the dawning of the age of aquarious, age of aquarious

    The Misheard: This is the dawning of the Age of Asparugus, Asparugus

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    Artist: Taking Back Sunday

    Song: Cute without the E

    Real Lyric: Me face down across your floor

    The Misheard: Meat paste thrown down across your floor.

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    Artist: Robin Thicke

    Song: When I Get You Alone

    Real Lyric: because you walk city because you talk city

    The Misheard: cuz u walk sh*ttycuz u talk sh*tty

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    Artist: Prince

    Song: Peach

    Real Lyric: she was dark she was tan

    The Misheard: she was darkshe was ten

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