The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Slowly, Gently Night unfurls its splendor
The Misheard: Slowly, gentlyNight unfurls its blender
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Real Lyric: I dare you to tell me to walk through fire, Wear my soul and call me a liar
The Misheard: I dare you to tell me to walk through fire,Sear my soul and toss me a lighter
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
The Misheard: She's got her hand in invisible duck sh*t
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Real Lyric: Ride Sleipnir
The Misheard: Wide Sleeper
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Real Lyric: Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep
The Misheard: Poppadom breach! I'm in trouble deep.
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Real Lyric: There we watched the row boats landing, By the Broad majestic Shannon.
The Misheard: There we watched the robots landing,By the Broad majestic Shannon.
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Real Lyric: smooth operator
The Misheard: moon carborator
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Real Lyric: Wild horses
The Misheard: Wide orifices...
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Real Lyric: Warning, Today's forecast calls for blue skies
The Misheard: Morning, Today's forecast calls for blue skies
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Real Lyric: If we ride by my...dragonfly
The Misheard: If you think that I'm Irish...you know I can fly
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