The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oh Susannah, don't you cry for me For I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee
The Misheard: Oh Susannah, don't you cry for meFor I come from Alabama with a bandage on my knee
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Real Lyric: But violent use brings violent plans
The Misheard: A violin douche brings violined plans
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Real Lyric: With the birds I share this lonely view
The Misheard: With bird sh*t it's a lonely Busey
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Real Lyric: Take me down to the paradise city Where the grass is green And the girls are pretty
The Misheard: Take me down to a very nice citywhere the grass is weedand the girls are sh*tty
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Real Lyric: The pictures kept will remind me
The Misheard: The b*tches cat will remind me
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Real Lyric: I'm outside in this cold, still looking for you.
The Misheard: I'm outside in Wisconsin looking for you.
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Real Lyric: Masquerade! Every face a different shade! Masquerade! Look around, There's another mask behind you!
The Misheard: Monsterade!You can bring a naked friend!Monsterade!Look around,'cause there's another one behind you!
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Real Lyric: Slowly, Gently Night unfurls its splendor
The Misheard: Slowly, gentlyNight unfurls its blender
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Real Lyric: I dare you to tell me to walk through fire, Wear my soul and call me a liar
The Misheard: I dare you to tell me to walk through fire,Sear my soul and toss me a lighter
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
The Misheard: She's got her hand in invisible duck sh*t
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