The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I don't break hearts, I just dent them
The Misheard: I don't take hearts, I just tear them down
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Real Lyric: Take it to the bridge.
The Misheard: Chickens in the fridge.
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Real Lyric: Running Down a Dream
The Misheard: Running Down A Geek
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Real Lyric: You know what I like, you know I like dancing with you.
The Misheard: You know what I like, you know I like dancing with jews.
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Real Lyric: Their lips are lyin only real is real
The Misheard: My whips are ryan, on the wheel in wheel
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Real Lyric: Just then a policeman stepped up to me and asked us said, Please, hey, would we care ... to all get in line ...
The Misheard: Just then a policeman stepped up to me and just said,Please, hey, Whoopy Cat ...
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Real Lyric: Go on take the money and run....
The Misheard: Take the BUNNY and run!
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Real Lyric: He got walrus gumboot
The Misheard: He got Walrus Gumbel
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Real Lyric: Running on a dark race course
The Misheard: Worrying on a dark race horse
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Real Lyric: I wanna f**k you like an animal, you bring me closer to god
The Misheard: I want a cracker like an animal, you whip me like I'm in OZ.
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