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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Lita Ford

    Song: Kiss Me Deadly

    Real Lyric: You know what I like, you know I like dancing with you.

    The Misheard: You know what I like, you know I like dancing with jews.

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    Artist: Frankie Valli

    Song: Grease

    Real Lyric: Their lips are lyin only real is real

    The Misheard: My whips are ryan, on the wheel in wheel

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: Misty Mountain Hop

    Real Lyric: Just then a policeman stepped up to me and asked us said, Please, hey, would we care ... to all get in line ...

    The Misheard: Just then a policeman stepped up to me and just said,Please, hey, Whoopy Cat ...

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Take the Money and Run

    Real Lyric: Go on take the money and run....

    The Misheard: Take the BUNNY and run!

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Come Together

    Real Lyric: He got walrus gumboot

    The Misheard: He got Walrus Gumbel

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    Artist: George Harrison

    Song: Dark Horse

    Real Lyric: Running on a dark race course

    The Misheard: Worrying on a dark race horse

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    Artist: Nine Inch Nails

    Song: Closer

    Real Lyric: I wanna f**k you like an animal, you bring me closer to god

    The Misheard: I want a cracker like an animal, you whip me like I'm in OZ.

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    Artist: Survivor

    Song: Burning Heart

    Real Lyric: In the darkest night, rising like a spire. In the burning heart, the unmistakable fire.

    The Misheard: In the darkest night, rising like a spider.In the burning heart, the unmistakable fire.

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    Artist: John Mellencamp

    Song: Jack and Diane

    Real Lyric: Changes come around real soon make us women and men

    The Misheard: Changes come around real soon make us women again

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    Artist: Tragically Hip

    Song: Little Bones

    Real Lyric: 2.50 for an eyeball

    The Misheard: 2:54 and I bowl

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