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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Veruca Salt

    Song: Seether

    Real Lyric: Can't fight the seether. Can't fight the seether.

    The Misheard: I can't fight the fever. I can't find my concealer.

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: Mrs. Robinson

    Real Lyric: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)

    The Misheard: And here's to you, Mrs. RobinsonJesus Loves you more than we do, he has to. (oo, oo, oo)

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    Artist: Rihanna

    Song: Don't Stop the Music

    Real Lyric: Please don't stop the music

    The Misheard: Jesus stop the music

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    Artist: Slipknot

    Song: Gematria (The Killing Name)

    Real Lyric: Icon in the making/My hands are f**king shaking

    The Misheard: I've got ham to bake but my hands aren't made for baking

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    Artist: Kid Rock

    Song: I Am The Bull God

    Real Lyric: I am the bull god, I am free...

    The Misheard: I am the pool guy, I have chlorine...

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    Artist: Johnny Reid

    Song: A Woman Like You

    Real Lyric: And there’s nothing I can say or ever do, to deserve the love of a woman like you

    The Misheard: And there’s nothing I can say, rebel dude,to deserve the love of a woman like you

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    Artist: UB40

    Song: Here I Am (Come And Take Me)

    Real Lyric: Take me by the hand.

    The Misheard: Take me by the end.

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: Dazed and Confused

    Real Lyric: Wanted a woman, never bargained for you

    The Misheard: Want dead your woman, never bogged in for you

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    Artist: Dead or Alive

    Song: You Spin Me Round

    Real Lyric: You spin me right round, baby right round like a record, baby right round round round

    The Misheard: You spin my head right round, right roundwhen you down, when you go downtown

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    Artist: All American Rejects

    Song: Swing, Swing

    Real Lyric: Swing, Swing, Swing from the tangles of my heart is crushed by a former love

    The Misheard: Swing, Swing, Swing from the tableside of my heart is crushed by a former love

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