The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Ya Bad times stay the Same, and I can't run
The Misheard: Your Bedtime stays the same, and I can a rum
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Real Lyric: The sun goes down And so does she
The Misheard: The sun goes downI saw that sheep
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Real Lyric: bring home my hard earned pay
The Misheard: Bring home my heart and play
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Real Lyric: Maneater, make you work hard Make you spend hard Make you want all of her love
The Misheard: Maneater, make you work hardMake you spend hardMake you want more Umpa Lump (those wierd creatures from Charlie and The Chocolate Factory)
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Real Lyric: Rocking in the moonshine, rolling in the grain
The Misheard: Whacking in the Moonshine, rolling in the plane
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Real Lyric: All of my love to you now
The Misheard: I'm callin my glove to groom now
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Real Lyric: Cast off the crutch that kills the pain
The Misheard: A kick in the crotch will cure the pain!
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Real Lyric: All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
The Misheard: On and on, you're just another ***k in my hole
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Real Lyric: He, he tastes like you only sweeter
The Misheard: E, E tastes like Q on a swinger
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: They paved paradise and put up a f*****g lot
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