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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Nelly Furtado

    Song: Man Eater

    Real Lyric: Maneater, make you work hard Make you spend hard Make you want all of her love

    The Misheard: Maneater, make you work hardMake you spend hardMake you want more Umpa Lump (those wierd creatures from Charlie and The Chocolate Factory)

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: The Ocean

    Real Lyric: Rocking in the moonshine, rolling in the grain

    The Misheard: Whacking in the Moonshine, rolling in the plane

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: All of My Love

    Real Lyric: All of my love to you now

    The Misheard: I'm callin my glove to groom now

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    Artist: Billy Talent

    Song: Red Flag

    Real Lyric: Cast off the crutch that kills the pain

    The Misheard: A kick in the crotch will cure the pain!

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    Artist: Pink Floyd

    Song: Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2

    Real Lyric: All in all, you're just another brick in the wall

    The Misheard: On and on, you're just another ***k in my hole

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    Artist: Fall Out Boy

    Song: Thanks For The Memories

    Real Lyric: He, he tastes like you only sweeter

    The Misheard: E, E tastes like Q on a swinger

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    Artist: Counting Crows

    Song: Big Yellow Taxi

    Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot

    The Misheard: They paved paradise and put up a f*****g lot

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    Artist: Veruca Salt

    Song: Seether

    Real Lyric: Can't fight the seether. Can't fight the seether.

    The Misheard: I can't fight the fever. I can't find my concealer.

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: Mrs. Robinson

    Real Lyric: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)

    The Misheard: And here's to you, Mrs. RobinsonJesus Loves you more than we do, he has to. (oo, oo, oo)

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    Artist: Rihanna

    Song: Don't Stop the Music

    Real Lyric: Please don't stop the music

    The Misheard: Jesus stop the music

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