The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Well he's out all night to collect a fare Just so long, just so long it don't mess up his hair.
The Misheard: With his eyeball knife to collect it better Just a law, just a law, I'm goin up his sweater
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Real Lyric: You've got gall you've got guile
The Misheard: You've got corn, you've got Kyle
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Real Lyric: and I have never been afraid of losing him
The Misheard: and I have never been afraid of muuu-seums
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Real Lyric: Uno, met your friend in Rio Dos, she was all on me-o Tres, we can ménage à three though Quatro, ooh
The Misheard: Uno, met your friend Dorito Dos, she was all on Cheeto Tres, we can Nacho Frito Quatro, ooh
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Real Lyric: Oh, na, na, what's my name?
The Misheard: Oh no no horseplay
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Real Lyric: She lit a burner on the stove and offered me a pipe
The Misheard: She lit a burner on the stove and offered me a curry
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Real Lyric: five o clock in the morning I'm already up and gone
The Misheard: f**king moaning
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
The Misheard: No dogs or cats erm in the classroom
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Real Lyric: Can't decide if I should slap you or kiss you
The Misheard: Can't decide if I should stab you or kiss you
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Real Lyric: I Am Tired Of This Devil
The Misheard: I am tired of this chair
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