The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: whatever makes you happy sets you free
The Misheard: whatever makes me having sex you think
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Real Lyric: All the locals hide their tears of regret ... how to love without a trace of dissent
The Misheard: I'm in love withat that potatoe breath ...I'm in love with that potatoe sack
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Real Lyric: Ching ching lu cao wei yang neo yang (The oxen and cattle graze in the green pastures)
The Misheard: Shing chee ruh san wei liao neil young (Sundays and Wednesdays are for the sake of Neil Young)
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Real Lyric: I'm punchin' my card
The Misheard: I give you my card
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Real Lyric: Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain
The Misheard: Uncle Homer, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain
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Real Lyric: I'm stuck in Folsom Prison.
The Misheard: I'm stuck in a wholesome prison.
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Real Lyric: Lifes a Dance you learn as you go
The Misheard: life's a chance you learn as you blow
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Real Lyric: If I can't have you, I don't want nobody baby.
The Misheard: If I can't have you, I don't want your ugly baby.
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Real Lyric: ...and a partridge in a pear tree.
The Misheard: ...and a partridge in a pantryyyy.
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Real Lyric: She got her own thing That's why I love her Miss Independent Won't you come And spend a little time She got her own thing That's why I love her Miss independent
The Misheard: She got her own thingThat's why I love herIsn't it windy?Won't you comeAnd spend a little timeShe got her own thingThat's why I love herIsn't it windy?
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