The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm punchin' my card
The Misheard: I give you my card
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Real Lyric: Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain
The Misheard: Uncle Homer, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain
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Real Lyric: I'm stuck in Folsom Prison.
The Misheard: I'm stuck in a wholesome prison.
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Real Lyric: Lifes a Dance you learn as you go
The Misheard: life's a chance you learn as you blow
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Real Lyric: If I can't have you, I don't want nobody baby.
The Misheard: If I can't have you, I don't want your ugly baby.
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Real Lyric: ...and a partridge in a pear tree.
The Misheard: ...and a partridge in a pantryyyy.
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Real Lyric: She got her own thing That's why I love her Miss Independent Won't you come And spend a little time She got her own thing That's why I love her Miss independent
The Misheard: She got her own thingThat's why I love herIsn't it windy?Won't you comeAnd spend a little timeShe got her own thingThat's why I love herIsn't it windy?
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Real Lyric: You know that I will never get over the feeling... Livin' Inside Your Love
The Misheard: You know that I will never get it on with a ding-a-ling...Livin' Inside Your Love
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Real Lyric: I had to escape The city was sticky and cruel
The Misheard: I had to escapeThe city was sticky as goo
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Real Lyric: My God, I'll only ever give my all. **** And all we are today Take, take, take, it all. Take, take, take, it all.
The Misheard: My God,I'll only ever give my arm****And all we are todayTake, take, take, it off.Take, take, take, it off.
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