The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: ...a funny red sheet...
The Misheard: ...a funny red sheep...
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Real Lyric: You always won, everytime you placed a bet
The Misheard: You walrus one, every time you placed a bed
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Real Lyric: Earths last picture, the end of evening: Hue of indigo and blue.
The Misheard: Hearth's last picture, "The End of Eden": You will then decode a broom.
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Real Lyric: Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
The Misheard: Tounge grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
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Real Lyric: Come on baby light my fire
The Misheard: Come on babe we like papaya
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Real Lyric: Why do they always send the poor?
The Misheard: Why do they smell like Santa Clause?
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Real Lyric: Load up on guns and bring your friends, its fun to lose and to pretend,shes overboard, myself assured, i know i know a dirty word Hello (x 16) With the lights out its less dangerous Here we are now Entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now Entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido Yea
The Misheard: I walk on coals to bring your friends to farm upstairs into pretend,your sober wars, a self-assured, and oh, god a dirty word heyo, heyo, heyo hell no/ heyo, heyo, heyo, hell no/heyo, heyo, heyo, oh no heyo heyo heyo heyowith mulatto, its less
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Real Lyric: whatever makes you happy sets you free
The Misheard: whatever makes me having sex you think
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Real Lyric: All the locals hide their tears of regret ... how to love without a trace of dissent
The Misheard: I'm in love withat that potatoe breath ...I'm in love with that potatoe sack
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Real Lyric: Ching ching lu cao wei yang neo yang (The oxen and cattle graze in the green pastures)
The Misheard: Shing chee ruh san wei liao neil young (Sundays and Wednesdays are for the sake of Neil Young)
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