The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: No matter what they tell us No matter what they do No matter what they teach us What we believe is true
The Misheard: No man'll want em, he tells usNo man'll want me tooNo man'll want to impeach usWhat's make believe? Me too!
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.
The Misheard: I shot Sharon, but I didn't shoot her dead.
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Real Lyric: So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
The Misheard: So testosterone boys and ha's! between girls
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Real Lyric: You're a bad-hearted boytrap babydoll ...
The Misheard: You're a hot-headed porkchop bagel ...
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Real Lyric: My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said "I did it my way"
The Misheard: Your heart is like an open highway And breaking it ,I did it my way
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Real Lyric: Bow down you chose your maker, He never gives he's always the taker, The electric burns that fuel the fire, It's just your suicide messiah, Oh yeah!
The Misheard: Bow down control Jamaica,it never gives it's only the take-out,the electric birds that fuel the fire,it's butt's your suicide messiah,Oh yeah!
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Real Lyric: Four little words just to get me along
The Misheard: Five little words just to get me along
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Real Lyric: This love has taken its toll on me
The Misheard: This love has taken its toll monkey
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Real Lyric: Gonna date a centerfold
The Misheard: Got a penis in a bowl
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Real Lyric: you right me when I'm wrong
The Misheard: you bite me when I'm wrong
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