The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius
The Misheard: This is the dawning of the ancient aquarium
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Real Lyric: Don't stop believing
The Misheard: Don't stop bleeding
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Real Lyric: My absence grows
The Misheard: My **s is gross
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Real Lyric: It's too late to apologize
The Misheard: It's too late to order fries
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water, the fire in the sky
The Misheard: Slow talking Walter, the fire engine guy
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Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover
The Misheard: Billie Jean is not my brother
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Real Lyric: The things you say, your purple prose just gives you away.
The Misheard: The things you say, your honchy cronch just gives you away.
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Real Lyric: Sing with me, sing for the year
The Misheard: Sing women, sing for the cheer
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Real Lyric: Lately days just don't seem the same
The Misheard: Redneck days just don't seem the same
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Real Lyric: And the piano sounds like a carnival
The Misheard: And the piano sounds like a carnivore
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