The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You treat me like I was your ocean / You swim in my blood when it's warm...
The Misheard: You treat me like I was your ocean / You swim in my butt when it's warm...
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Real Lyric: Truck hits the Big Boy in the Shoney's parking lot...
The Misheard: Truck hits a pit bull in the Shoney's parking lot...
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Real Lyric: I'm an Indian outlaw...
The Misheard: He's my idiot in-law...
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Real Lyric: You got that top pulled down And that radio on, baby.
The Misheard: You got that top pulled down And your wadebearers on baby.
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Real Lyric: He's top of the poll...
The Misheard: He's top of the pole...
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Real Lyric: You're rushing headlong
The Misheard: You're in a russian headlock
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Real Lyric: What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster?
The Misheard: What's that coming over the hill, is it a popstar?
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Real Lyric: This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius
The Misheard: This is the dawning of the ancient aquarium
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Real Lyric: Don't stop believing
The Misheard: Don't stop bleeding
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Real Lyric: My absence grows
The Misheard: My **s is gross
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