The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Bungle in the Jungle
The Misheard: Bung-hole in the jungle
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Real Lyric: Scratches his head and does his best James Dean
The Misheard: scratches his *ss and does a bear change scene
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Real Lyric: My whole existence is flawed.
The Misheard: My whole existence is flan.
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Real Lyric: Sharif don't like it...
The Misheard: Kareem don't like it...
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Real Lyric: Sleeping children better run like the wind, out of the lightning dream
The Misheard: Sea b**ch, you better run like the wind, out of the lightning field.
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Real Lyric: We talk just like lions, but sacrifice like lambs...
The Misheard: We talk just like liars, but sacrifice like lambs...
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Real Lyric: Cool your beans my son, you look a f**king mess
The Misheard: Could you be my son, you look a f**king mess
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Real Lyric: come tumblin down, and the walls...
The Misheard: come bumblin' down the road
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Real Lyric: Fed up with your indigestion Swallow words one by one
The Misheard: f**got with your indigestionrnSwallow birds one by one
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Real Lyric: And when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year
The Misheard: And when it hasn't been your day, well, we come up and wee in your ear.
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