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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Harry Nilsson

    Song: Everybody's Talking (at me)

    Real Lyric: ... Goin' where the weather suits my clothes ...skippin' over the ocean like a stone

    The Misheard: Goin' where the weather suits my soul ...skippin' over the ocean like a song

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    Artist: Katy Perry

    Song: Who Am I Living For

    Real Lyric: Make her do a donut when she ride

    The Misheard: Make her do a toenail when she ride

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    Artist: Pentatonix

    Song: Natural Disaster

    Real Lyric: My heart was flyin' in tornadoes

    The Misheard: My heart was flyin' in tomatoes

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    Artist: Robbie Williams

    Song: We are the Champions

    Real Lyric: I've paid my dues

    The Misheard: I've paid for my juice

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    Artist: Charlie Puth

    Song: Attention

    Real Lyric: You been runnin round, runnin round, runnin round throwin that dirt all on my name

    The Misheard: You been runnin round runnin round runnin round throwin that turtle on my knee

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    Artist: Bad Company

    Song: Holy Water

    Real Lyric: [Chorus:] (Feels like) I'm walking on holy water Feels like I'm walking on sacred ground, baby (Feels like) I'm walking on holy water, everytime (that) you come 'round

    The Misheard: [Chorus:] (Video Silence) I'm walking on holy water Feels like I'm walking on sacred ground, baby (Video Silence) I'm walking on holy water, everytime (that) you come 'round

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    Artist: Primitive Radio Gods

    Song: Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand

    Real Lyric: I been down - I been downhearted baby

    The Misheard: I bit down - I bit down hard on Davy

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    Artist: Fall Out Boy

    Song: 27

    Real Lyric: The way we're wearing anchors on our shirts

    The Misheard: The way we're wearing eggos on our shirts

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    Artist: Robert Plant

    Song: Nirvana

    Real Lyric: How you feel inside All your walking and chatter Thrill me all through the night Dancing the dancer

    The Misheard: How you throw the side Oh you are congenital Sweep me up through the night Fantasy's the dancer

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    Artist: Sara Bareilles

    Song: Little Black Dress

    Real Lyric: Don't Pull Punches

    The Misheard: Don't Poop On Cheese

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