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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Joni Mitchell

    Song: Court And Spark

    Real Lyric: and you could complete me, I'd complete you

    The Misheard: and you could come play with me, I'd come play with you

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    Artist: Rupert Holmes

    Song: Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

    Real Lyric: If you like Pina Coladas.......

    The Misheard: I like creamy peanut butter

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    Artist: The Band

    Song: The Weight

    Real Lyric: I pulled in to Nazareth, was feeling 'bout half past dead

    The Misheard: I pulled in to Nazareth, was feeling 'bout half past eight

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    Artist: Alice Cooper

    Song: Black Juju

    Real Lyric: Body

    The Misheard: Party

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    Artist: U2

    Song: Fez-Being Born

    Real Lyric: Blood curdling wail

    The Misheard: The girly whale

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    Artist: Circa Survive

    Song: Holding Someone's Hair Back

    Real Lyric: We're offering nothing but the best accomodations.

    The Misheard: We're offering nothing but the bastard combinations.

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    Artist: Ringo Starr

    Song: Photograph

    Real Lyric: I want you here to have and hold As the years go by and we grow old and grey.

    The Misheard: I want you here to have and holdAs the years go by I'm weak along the way

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    Artist: Green Day

    Song: Know Your Enemy

    Real Lyric: Do you know the enemy? Do you know your enemy? Well, gotta know the enemy, wah hey!

    The Misheard: Cheating on the enemy.Cheat on your enemy.Ya gotta know the enemy right here.

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    Artist: Taking Back Sunday

    Song: You're So Last Summer

    Real Lyric: And all I need to know Is that I'm something you'll be missing

    The Misheard: And all I need to knowIs that there's something in me with you

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    Artist: Tim McGraw

    Song: I Like It, I Love It

    Real Lyric: dont know what it is about that little gals lovin

    The Misheard: dont know what it is about that little gas oven

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