The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Body
The Misheard: Party
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Real Lyric: Blood curdling wail
The Misheard: The girly whale
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Real Lyric: We're offering nothing but the best accomodations.
The Misheard: We're offering nothing but the bastard combinations.
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Real Lyric: I want you here to have and hold As the years go by and we grow old and grey.
The Misheard: I want you here to have and holdAs the years go by I'm weak along the way
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Real Lyric: Do you know the enemy? Do you know your enemy? Well, gotta know the enemy, wah hey!
The Misheard: Cheating on the enemy.Cheat on your enemy.Ya gotta know the enemy right here.
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Real Lyric: And all I need to know Is that I'm something you'll be missing
The Misheard: And all I need to knowIs that there's something in me with you
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Real Lyric: dont know what it is about that little gals lovin
The Misheard: dont know what it is about that little gas oven
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Real Lyric: Bungle in the Jungle
The Misheard: Bung-hole in the jungle
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Real Lyric: Scratches his head and does his best James Dean
The Misheard: scratches his *ss and does a bear change scene
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Real Lyric: My whole existence is flawed.
The Misheard: My whole existence is flan.
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