The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You said you read me like a book, but the pages all are torn and frayed
The Misheard: You said you read me like a book, but the pages all are toilet trained.
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Real Lyric: Like a Wall that's keeping us apart... Stone in your Heart.
The Misheard: Like a Walrus keeping us apart... Stone in your Heart.
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Real Lyric: Games people play
The Misheard: dead people play
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Real Lyric: wouldn't cha
The Misheard: woodchuck
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Real Lyric: Prove it all night, prove it all night. Prove it all night for you...
The Misheard: Poopin' all night, poopin' all night.Poopin' all night for you...
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Real Lyric: And I miss you - like the deserts miss the rain.
The Misheard: And I'm a shoe - like the devil's masquerade.
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Real Lyric: The songs in your head are now on my mind
The Misheard: The stones in your hair are now on my mind
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Real Lyric: Change the animal I have become
The Misheard: take the s*it of the rye I have Become...
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Real Lyric: Gonna make you some peace someday
The Misheard: Gonna make you a zombie someday
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Real Lyric: Shout for joy if you get the chance
The Misheard: Shoot the droid if you get a chance
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