The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Can't read my, Can't read my No he can't read my poker face
The Misheard: Can't admireCan't admireNo he can't admire my poker face
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Real Lyric: Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
The Misheard: Sometimes I wish a horny bear will find me
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Real Lyric: And many a tear lives on in my eye
The Misheard: And many a tear lives on in Rhye
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Real Lyric: Will I understand if she wants to be my friend?
The Misheard: the whole falock of a s**t
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Real Lyric: Ooooo I need a dirty woman Ooooo I need a dirty girl
The Misheard: Ooooo I need a girly womanOooor I need a girly guy
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Real Lyric: New bones in your closet
The Misheard: Newborns in your closet
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Real Lyric: I know this love of mine Will never die
The Misheard: I know this love of wineWill never die
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Real Lyric: Tune it in, chill out, drop dead, I need a fix.
The Misheard: Covered in jello, stop Dad, no anal sex!
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Real Lyric: grip falls away!
The Misheard: great balls away!
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Real Lyric: Oh take me from the hospital bed
The Misheard: Dead! Lying in a hospital bed!
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